Why a mother cannot take a bathroom break!

Here is a fun little list of things that have happened at my house when I take a 5 min (max) bathroom break:

Your flour, sugar, and rice that you have stored in buckets will be mixed together because, "I am making something for you to eat Mother!"

In the other bathroom your toilet seat will be painted with red finger nail polish because, "I had to paint my finger nails! (which did get painted as well)"

Anything and everything that you put up high will be down and eaten or colored on because, "I just wanted to climb and get that candy because I love candy!"

All gum in the house will be consumed because, "I just love gum mother!"

The laundry you just folded, yup you guessed it, is all unfolded, hence I have a hard time folding laundry, because, "I just wanted to try on all the shirts and these weren't folded right.